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Archive for the 'Inconvenient Quotes' CategoryWednesday, April 9th, 2008
Inconvenient Quotes “And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.” Today’s pundit: PJ O’Rourke US humorist & political commentator (1947 - ) “When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.” Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
Inconvenient Quotes “And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.” Today’s pundit: Thomas Jefferson (April 13, 1743 – July 4, 1826 - Third President of the United States (1801-1809), principal author of the Declaration of Independence) I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. Wednesday, March 26th, 2008
Inconvenient Quotes “And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.” Today’s pundit: From “The Second World War” by Winston Churchill (1874-1965), British statesman, writer, prime minister during WWII Dedicated to World Leaders everywhere: In the prelude to WWII: “The malice of the wicked was reinforced by the weakness of the virtuous.” Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
Inconvenient Quotes “And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.” Today’s pundit: Michael Kinsley, (born March 9, 1951 - political journalist, commentator, television host and liberal pundit) “A gaffe, it has been said, is when a politician tells the truth.” Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
Inconvenient Quotes “And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.” Today’s pundit: Clinton aide George Stephanopolous “The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep.” Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
Inconvenient Quotes “And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.” Today’s pundit: Adolf Hitler (German Chancellor, leader of the Nazi party, 1889-1945) “Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future.” Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
Inconvenient Quotes “And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.” Today’s pundit: Henry Kissinger (1973 Nobel Peace Prize laureate, Richard Nixon’s Secretary of State) “Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.” Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
Inconvenient Quotes “And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.” Today’s pundit: Francis Bacon (January 22, 1561 – April 9, 1626 - English philosopher, statesman, scientist and essayist) Nothing doth more hurt in a state than that cunning men pass for wise. Wednesday, February 13th, 2008
Inconvenient Quotes “And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.” Today’s pundit: Unknown “Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.” |
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