http://www.politicalfunnies.com All the news that's fit to quip Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:56:16 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Inconvenient Quotes "And on the seventh day God rested. That's when he asked me to take over." Today's pundit: Quipster Thank you for your feedback. Instead of ceasing publication, Political Funnies will go on a temporary hiatus while HumorMall.com is under going a major upgrade. http://www.politicalfunnies.com/?p=588 News Fit to Quip Remember - no one is perfect - until they write their campaign literature of course 1. Carter went to Gaza to have tea and sympathy with the terrorist group Hamas. This former president of the USA is a shining example of why it’s ... http://www.politicalfunnies.com/?p=587 News Fit to Quip Remember - no one is perfect - until they write their campaign literature of course WELCOME TO THE NEW POLITICAL FUNNIES! 1. Obama has been having a lot of foot-in-the mouth moments lately. First he told a bunch of football players he's the ... http://www.politicalfunnies.com/?p=586 And in Hollywood - Where reality is just another thing you fake Things are not happy in Gold-Diggerville. Paul McCartney took new gal pal, Nancy Shevell, to the Caribbean to celebrate his post-Heather Mills freedom. They had fun but Heather had a fit when she found out. ... http://www.politicalfunnies.com/?p=578 Inconvenient Quotes "And on the seventh day God rested. That's when he asked me to take over." Today's pundit: PJ O'Rourke US humorist & political commentator (1947 - ) "When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." http://www.politicalfunnies.com/?p=579 News Fit to Quip Remember - no one is perfect - until they write their campaign literature of course China is beefing up security for their Olympic ‘peace’ games by accelerating Tibet’s "patriotic education" efforts. Tibetan Buddhist must denounce the Dalai Lama and kiss the red butt of China’s appointed ... http://www.politicalfunnies.com/?p=580 Report From Liliputian Land - Where it's the ANNOYING who inherit the earth Congress feels our pain and wants to make sure we get more. First they’re gonna protect us from big oil’s obscene 6¢ profit off of every $3.61 at the pump. Of course the Fed and ... http://www.politicalfunnies.com/?p=581 Sleaze-noid News With two sides to every story - Local and Network Geesh! Such a nitpicker! NewsBusters.org’s Warner Todd Huston took Reuters to task for wishful picking. Story: 71 year old had so many guns he had to sleep in a hotel. Fact: Had only 71 guns ... http://www.politicalfunnies.com/?p=582 The Chicken Little Report - The weather - brought to you by Bossy - and a good MOOO to you! Attention Olympians! Beijing pollution won’t kill you but don’t expect any silly records either. International Olympic Committee President Jacques Rogge said, "It might be that some will have to ... http://www.politicalfunnies.com/?p=583 And in Hollywood - Where reality is just another thing you fake Not satisfied with egg on her face from her current movie bomb,“Filth and Wisdom,” Madonna now wants to remake Casablanca, casting herself in the Ingrid Bergman role. Almost fifty, Madonna looks well preserved rather than youthful and her ... http://www.politicalfunnies.com/?p=572