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Archive for July, 2006Friday, July 28th, 2006
Report From Liliputian Land - Where it’s the ANNOYING who inherit the earth A Hezbollah rocket hit an Israeli hospital today infuriating Secretary General of the United Nations, Kofi Anna. The UN leader condemned Israel and said it was their fault for not getting the hospital out of the way. Friday, July 28th, 2006
News Fit to Quip Remember - no one is perfect - until they write their campaign literature of course A new study says Americans are getting too fat to use X-rays machines and scanners. Big deal. Politicians have had the problem for years - with their heads. Friday, July 28th, 2006
Inconvenient Quotes “And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.” Today’s pundit: Fact vs. Fiction: Water vapour constitutes 95% of greenhouse gases by volume… Humanity’s … contribution to the atmosphere’s CO2 load is actually less than half of 1% … Emissions of our civilization (are) dwarfed by the 210 GT/year emissions from Earth’s oceans and land. “The gods are laughing” Tom Harris, National Post Published: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 Friday, July 28th, 2006
The Chicken Little Report - The weather - brought to you by Bossy - and a good MOOO to you! French President Jacques Chirac is scared and thinks there something dangerous about carbon dioxide. And he’s right. Without it you die. Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
Report From Liliputian Land - Where it’s the ANNOYING who inherit the earth Iran’s president Ahmadinejad is promising that Israel has “pushed the button of its own destruction” by going into Lebanon to fight Iran’s proxy, the Hezbullah. Which confirms his earlier quotes that the only peace Iran wants for Israel is eternal. Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
News Fit to Quip Remember - no one is perfect - until they write their campaign literature of course Russia is putting a monkey wrench into an UN Security Council draft talking nasty to Iran about its nukes. The last time Russia was so accommodating to a fellow thug was when they were taking oil-for-food bribes from Saddam. I just can’t figure out why Putin is helping arm Iran. He must be out of his mind. Ah, so much for small possessions. Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
Sleaze-noid News With two sides to every story - Local and Network Out of the Feuding Twits file, Keith “Smear Merchant” Olbermann gave a Heil Hitler salute to the unctuous Bill “It’s just me - God” O’Reilly at a charity fundraiser showing once again how the witless can sink to the top of any profession. Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
And in Hollywood - Where reality is just another thing you fake Pop star George Michael was caught with his pants down this week. Snapped coming out of the bushes in a London park with his Fred Flintstone look-a-like boy-toy, Georgie screamed “(Insert obscenity here) If you put those pictures in the paper I’ll sue!” Say Georgie, what part of public figure, public park and being a public nuisance don’t you understand? Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
Inconvenient Quotes “And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.” Today’s pundit: Garrison Keillor: Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
The Chicken Little Report - The weather - brought to you by Bossy - and a good MOOO to you! Near and dear to the liberal cause of micro managing your life is Global Warming. THE dream machine. They now have the unpleasant duty of trekking to the arctic and convincing the wildlife there to stop thriving and die. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-2281368,00.html |
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