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Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

And in Hollywood....

And in Hollywood - Where reality is just another thing you fake

The Oscars were a ratings flop Sunday. Lowest viewership in its history and down a whopping 24% from last year. Of course if they could feature hits like 2004’s “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King” which won best picture, it would have been a different story. It’s amazing how ‘entertainment’ draws a crowd while mean nasty message flicks keep laying those eggs. Like movie audiences around the world know, the only thing that stays with ya after watching this type of crap, is the sticky stuff on the theater floor.

And now - the biggest stink in a feature film goes to - “I Know Who Killed Me!” Winning a mind staggering eight Golden Raspberries including Worst Film of the year and its star, Lindsay Lohan, winning Worst Actress of the year - twice! Second to Lindsay is Eddie Murphy with a record breaking three Worst Acting awards - in the same YEAR! Understand these two stars are going to start an exclusive ‘Heel and Sole’ club. It’s only for those whose careers are at the bottom.

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Henry Kissinger (1973 Nobel Peace Prize laureate, Richard Nixon’s Secretary of State)

Inconvenient Quotes

“And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.”

Today’s pundit: Henry Kissinger (1973 Nobel Peace Prize laureate, Richard Nixon’s Secretary of State)

“Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.”

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

All the News That's Fit to Quip!

News Fit to Quip Remember - no one is perfect - until they write their campaign literature of course

You trust your doctor - but should you trust his or her drugs? The USA government is investigating another Chinese manufacturing plant for producing dangerous products. This time it’s Baxter blood thinner which killed four and made hundreds sick. Don’t take blood thinners? Well, don’t relax. Eighty percent of prescription drug ingredients are made abroad. Drugs made in the USA must meet production standards and face re-inspection if there’s problems. But GAO found that “managers of a foreign facility simply had to give their word they would fix it.” Recently the FDA reported that death and injury from prescription drugs have doubled in the last ten years from 34,966 to 89,842. The wise say that in every life - some rain must fall. But with Chinese products, it’s permanent monsoon season.

Legendary oil tycoon T. Boone Pickens estimates the USA is being plundered of its wealth by more than $1 billion a day. We’re sending out half a trillion dollars a year to buy oil, in some cases, from, “our enemies.” Just like the time the USA sold scrap steel to Japan. Everybody was real mad about it - AFTER they bombed Pearl Harbor.

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Report From Liliputian Land

Report From Liliputian Land - Where it’s the ANNOYING who inherit the earth

Obama is an all inclusive kind of guy. His Vote For Me web page has, “Jews for Obama,” “Christians for Obama,” “Gay Christians for Obama” and “Muslim Americans for Obama.” Trouble is with the last one. It lists two societies with real bad terrorist type smells. The Islamic Society of North America (ISNA) was a co-conspirator in the Holy Land Foundation terrorism-financing trial which was declared a mistrial in October 2007 due to bullying. If any juror dared to consider evidence rather than rubber stamping an acquittal, they were cursed and belittled by fellow juror William Neal. The Muslim American Society (MAS) Minnesota chapter declared a fatwa and demanded “Islamic jurisprudence” prevail when Muslim taxi drivers refused to take passengers carrying alcohol. Luckily their attempt to force Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport to install two systems of conduct for taxi drivers - one for Muslims and one for everybody else - failed. Guess that’s why Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan endorsed Obama and declared him the “hope of the entire world” so he can force the U.S. to change for the ‘better.’ What will happen if Obama is elected? I’ve got the sneaking suspicion that every time we open the door to American style opportunity - we’ll gonna get mugged.

Boy, talk about switcheroos! Not so long ago Hillary Clinton was THE sure bet to get the Dem nomination. While at the same time, McCain was declared dead in the political water. Now it’s Hil’s campaign that doesn’t have a dime and McCain who’s pulling in the big dough. Last December, a deli in NYC served up breakfast for the Clinton campaign and last week served it with a lawsuit. And it’s only one many vendors waiting to be paid. Same week as the deli lawsuit, the New York Time’s smear of McCain produced not only conservative talk radio support for McCain but oodles of dough. In fact, his most successful bit of fund raising to date. Hear Hillary is real upset by this new uneven paying field.

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Sleaze-noid News

Sleaze-noid News With two sides to every story - Local and Network

The New York Time’s isn’t the only news media who likes to tell it like it ain’t. CBS “60 Minutes” did a hit piece on Karl Rove Sunday. See Rove had so much free time on his hands in 2001 during Bush’s first year in office, he decided to undermine Alabama’s Democrat governor Don Siegelman. How? By getting Jill Simpson in 2001 to snap dirty pictures of Siegelman doing it with an aide. No wait! Maybe it was in 2002 like she said the first time. Anyway Rove got Democrat Redding Pitt from Alabama’s attorney general’s office to hire Democrat Louis Franklin to put Siegelman in jail for bribery. Which is where Don is spending his time these days. And the smoking gun? None. Unless you believe “Republican expert” AG Grant Woods who hangs his hat in Arizona, not Alabama. And who in 2002 publicly threatened to leave the GOP for the Happy Hollywood Dems. So of course, he knows all about Alabama politics. Ahhh, yes. Breathes there a Network with soul so dead who never said - we can get away with this…

It’s almost Easter, but it ain’t no Easter Bunny promising death and destruction. No, it’s Hamas’ gigantic rabbit wishing to murder the Danish cartoonist whose bomb turbaned caricature of Mohammad was recently republished in Denmark. Palestinian kiddy program, “The Pioneers of Tomorrow” had their big bunny raving on and on about it. “What do you have to say to the cartoonist who started all this, and affronted the Prophet by drawing him? Assud: He’s a criminal… Saraa: Yes, a criminal. Tasnim, by phone: I say to him, and to all of them, that no matter how much they try to hide him, we will manage to kill him, to assassinate him.” Problems in Hamasland though. Evidently the 72 virgins bit though isn’t turning the kiddies on. So they’re switching. Now every baby bomber’s grave will have its own doorman.

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

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Gotta love those ‘unintended consequences.’ In January, Europe’s steel industry threatened the EU. Force us pay through the nose for “CO2 pollution,” and we’ll take our profits, our plants and our jobs elsewhere. Now the European Commission has seen the errors of its ways. Temporarily. Since there’s no “international agreement” on the tactic yet. And EU industry can still escape their draconian CO2 taxes. The European Commission is going to exempt Europe’s steel, chemical and power sectors from ‘saving the world!’ You know, when Global Warmest think they’re ready again to set the world on fire and conquer carbon pollution. Let’s hope their matches are still all wet.

Ethanol policy threatens to starve the world
by Ernest Istook
February 23, 2008

Drought. War. Poverty.

These are leading causes of hunger, according to the United Nations. Soon we may add another.

Ethanol.

Across the globe, people are discovering it’s a new contributor to world hunger. Led by the United States, governments are paying companies billions to make ethanol from corn and other crops. The result: these crops are diverted from the food supply, creating artificial shortages and higher prices.

Even record harvests haven’t suppressed food prices. Instead, prices are soaring to all-time highs.

Corn that traded around $2 a bushel just two years ago is now well over $5 a bushel. The impact ripples through the food chain of milk, butter, eggs, flour, pasta and everything else, because dairy cattle, beef cattle, poultry and swine depend on the corn for their feed. When chicken feed doesn’t cost chicken feed anymore, then neither does anything else.

Other grains, like wheat, are also at record highs because farmers are planting less wheat and more corn, thanks to the ethanol incentives. Less supply, plus more world demand, means higher prices for wheat products, too, from flour to bread to pasta.

Full-scale food riots may arise in some parts of the world, as more and more grain is diverted into fuel production. The Earth Policy Institute reports that ethanol-related food protests occurred last year in Mexico, Italy, Pakistan and Indonesia. A price-driven stampede killed three and injured 31 at a supermarket in China.

“We are witnessing the beginning of one of the great tragedies of history,” the EPI proclaimed in January. “The United States, in a misguided effort to reduce its oil insecurity by converting grain into fuel for cars, is generating global food insecurity on a scale never seen before.”

This problem became five times worse in December when the new “energy bill” became law. It dictates that Washington will pay a 51-cent-a-gallon subsidy on 36 billion gallons of ethanol each year, up from the previous 7.5 billion gallon limit. Even before this incentive expanded, official U.S. Department of Agriculture reports showed that ethanol was “eating up” 20 percent of the corn grown in America in 2006 – up from 6 percent in 2000 – a figure expected to rise in 2008 to 25 percent.

A 2007 report from International Food Policy Research Institute, or IFPRI, concludes that “Biofuel production currently adversely affects the poor through price-level and price-volatility effects.” IFPRI’s report also noted, “Since the beginning of 2000, butter and milk prices have tripled, and poultry prices have almost doubled.”

EPI’s president, Lester R. Brown, says, “We’re putting the supermarket in competition with the corner filling station for the output of the farm. The result is that more people will go hungry.”

Excerpted from WorldNetDaily

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

And in Hollywood....

And in Hollywood - Where reality is just another thing you fake

“The Passion of the Christ” screenwriter, Benedict Fitzgerald, is suing Mel Gibson for conning him into taking a small fee for penning the blockbuster film. The lawsuit says Gibson told the writer the flick’s $30 million budget was between $4-7 mil and that the movie star wouldn’t take a dime for the project cause he didn’t want “money on the back of what he considered a personal gift to his (Roman Catholic) faith.” Gibson didn’t have any problems buying his own private island with the huge profits he got from the blockbuster. But did mind giving Fitzgerald a dime more than originally agreed to after the flick became one of the highest grossing films ever. Gibson’s people haven’t returned any calls on the lawsuit yet. But rumor is that Gibson was so hot under the collar when he heard - he set off Icon Productions office’s automatic sprinkling system.

Who woulda thought! Madonna and Paris Hilton have something in common. Bombs. Paris wins with the flick “The Hottie and the Nottie.” This stinker took in just $9,000 during its opening weekend. A magnificent take that works out to just $81 per screen and winner of The worst box office openings ever title. Madonna’s “Filth and Wisdom” left a similar smell at the Berlin Film Festival. Britain’s Guardian’s reviewer Peter Bradshaw said the flick Madonna wrote, directed and executive-produced was a “nightmare of crass and fatuous stereotypes… Madonna has been a terrible actor in many, many films and now - fiercely aspirational as ever - she has graduated to being a terrible director.” Madonna explained that she was just trying to make the viewer feel at home. And they did. If their homes are full of pests.

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Francis Bacon (January 22, 1561 –  April 9, 1626 - English philosopher, statesman, scientist and essayist)

Inconvenient Quotes

“And on the seventh day God rested. That’s when he asked me to take over.”

Today’s pundit: Francis Bacon (January 22, 1561 – April 9, 1626 - English philosopher, statesman, scientist and essayist)

Nothing doth more hurt in a state than that cunning men pass for wise.

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

All the News That's Fit to Quip!

News Fit to Quip Remember - no one is perfect - until they write their campaign literature of course

Nothing like helping the enemy get a strategic hold in Eastern Europe. Serbia has recalled its ambassador to the USA in protest over our recognition of the self proclaimed independence of Kosovo. The increasingly hostile Russia is ticked off and Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov called Kosovo’s independence “dangerous.” Bush and most of Europe thinks it will bring peace but what about the thousands in Kosovo chanting “KLA! KLA! for Kosovo Liberation Army. An ‘army’ that finances its wars by selling heroin and whose boot camps are run by Osama bin Laden. I can see Kosovo’s ambassador corp now. Each country will get six brutish guys who can double as their leader’s pall bearers.


Guess former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was wrong
. Before she was assassinated, she claimed that President Musharraf’s party was rigging the elections. It was her party that won big time on Monday but not enough to hold a majority. Millions forgot or were afraid to vote so there’s no real mandate. But Bhutto’s husband Asif Ali Zardari a.k.a. Mr. 10 Percent” for taking kickbacks, said “As the largest political force of the country, we demand that we be allowed to make the government.” A not so subtle suggestion to Musharraf to get out of Dodge - pronto. And to show there’s no hard feelings, Zardari gave Musharraf a nice mortuary gift certificate.

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Report From Liliputian Land

Report From Liliputian Land - Where it’s the ANNOYING who inherit the earth

The white gloves are off! In the campaign ring are - dueling WIVES! In the far out corner wearing self-righteous trunks is Michelle Obama. The little lady comes out swinging. She tries to land a knock out punch to the entire US of A with a “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country.” Guess the thought of doing a Jacqueline Kennedy for four years turns her on. But suddenly - in the other corner is Cindy McCain. Back in fighting shape she whips a hard blow to the left with “I am proud of my country. I don’t know if you heard those words earlier … but I am very proud of my country.” This 2008 election cycle duel has a pregnant nine months before we see which one has enough lung power to hold her position - until it has finger prints on it.

Swooning for Obama? Are some women confused and don’t realize Obama is running for president and not savior? These fainting dears have “some on the web questioning whether the campaign is employing shills or whether the phenomenon is evidence of fanaticism and cause for concern.” But one thing’s for sure if Obama gets elected prez and gives away $845 billion for global poverty as his current bill in the Senate proposes. We’ll all need to learn at least six languages to say, “Spare change?”