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You’ve heard grandad boasting how he had to walk 10 miles to school - uphill - both ways! Well there’s 1,200 kids walking across the boarder from Mexico to el Paso, TX to go to school. Locals are a little ticked considering they’re expected to vote on a $230 million bond issue for new schools. But in California they do the Texans one better. They import the teachers too! You know we in the USA are noted for having money AND brains. So when it comes to illegal immigration, how come we only use the money?
Of course the DUMB doesn’t stop in Texas and California. Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano said ‘no amigo!’ for allowing government agencies to refuse Mexican ID cards for state services. And ‘imposible’ for setting up a militia to help secure the borders from “foreign nationals” overwhelming the state. Actual citizens of this country living in Arizona want get-tough immigration measures - but SO WHAT! You know, I don’t know what we’d do without thoughtful politicians like Napolitano - but I’d sure like to give it a try.
There are some real scary facts out there on illegal immigration. Like the USA is now 4th in WORLD in Latino population and beats out every other country in Latin America EXCEPT Brazil, Mexico, Colombia, and Argentina. And that the notorious MS-13 Latino gang is spreading across this country and has taken over little McFarland, California, scaring the locals. I guess the Illegals have adapted REALLY well to life in this country. Where if you steal from a few - it’s a crime. But if you steal from all - hey, that’s just politics.
