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Report From Liliputian Land - Where it’s the ANNOYING who inherit the earth
There’s another bill to stamp out the little guy’s voice in politics. This one is Rep. Martin Meehan’s (D-Mass.) stab at “lobbying reform” in the guise of HR 2093. Here YOU’RE the bad guy if you don’t report to the Gestapo - I mean Congress, that you’ve been commenting on government activity via Advocacy websites, e-mail communications, direct mail, television and radio ads, or talk radio. Meehan’s bill is just another example of a politician guilty of operating a mouth without engaging a brain.
International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) inspectors just decided the Iranians have figured out the fine art of spinning uranium into nukes and are enriching like crazy. So it’s only a short while until they - until they WHAT? I heard that all the world is but a stage - if so, the backers are in DEEP trouble.
This cheerful news is on top of FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III saying that Osama bin Laden and friends are actively trying to nuke INSIDE the USA. “We are going to be hit at some point. It’s just a question of when and to what extent.” And that Al-Qaida could get its dirty little hands on a nuke in two ways. “One is to obtain a nuclear device that’s already been constructed from one of the former Iron Curtain countries, and the other way is to put together the fissile material and the expertise and do an improvised nuclear device.” Mueller says he wakes up nights worrying about it. I HEAR ya! Our “leaders” are just gonna to have to wake-up to the fact that the only way the USA will win the “hearts and minds” of our enemies is when they finally vote us off the planet.
