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Angelina Jolie is evoking the deep freeze again. Gossip is - she now wants Brad Pitt’s ex-wife (Jennifer Aniston) out of Brad’s mom’s life. So the score for the divine Angelina is now: one mom (Brad’s) and one dad (her own Jon Voight) who’s on the Do Not Call List of Life.
The lovely Vivica A. Fox was caught speeding while drunk last week. When the cop made her do the ‘so PROVE you’re not drunk’ walk, Vivica called the arresting officer a “racist white cop” and gave him a thunderous burp. Looks like shooting off at the lip has become the standard moron behavior for a LA drunk.
Rosie O’Donnell’s fans are upset that the Queen of Mean dressed her daughter, Vivi, as an ammo totting child thug and posted the 4-year-old’s picture on her web site for any ol’ pervert to drool and scheme over. For fans who called her SICK, Rosie did a text scold of No No No “Art can’t hurt u.” For fans who wanted the pix and video REMOVED, Rosie gave the deep reply of No No No, “Art provokes.” Know what else provokes Rosie? Hypocrisy. Like the time you gave poor old Tom Selleck an on-air tongue-lashing for doing a NRA (National Rifle Association) Ad. Or the one set of gun laws you demand for us Little People and other set laws you want for your personal body guards. Well, Rosie you’ve finally convinced me. Reincarnation DOES exist. How else could one person become such a jerk in a single lifetime.
