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You’ve heard how Barry Manilow pulled out of an appearance on the ‘View’ because of Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s conservativism? “I strongly disagree with her views. I think she’s dangerous and offensive. I will not be on the same stage as her.” The gals at the ‘View’ should thanks their lucky stars. Turns out Barry Manilow music is the punish of choice in Fort Lupton, Colorado. Play your rap too loud and you’ll be sentenced to 1 hour of ‘offensive’ music. Dolly Parton, Karen Carpenter, Barry Manilow and Barney to name a few. The offenders are not allowed to chew gum, eat, drink, read or doze off. That last one is really really hard. Judge Paul Sacco put it bluntly. “When you have a person playing rap at extreme volumes all over the city, and they have to sit down and listen for an hour to Barry Manilow, its horrible punishment.” Thank the Lord and pass the earplugs!
Jacko Forever Wacko. Michael Jackson and the kiddies took in “The Lion King” at New York’s Minskoff Theatre recently. Paris, Prince and Blanket had on wigs, baseball caps and weird ornate costumes. While Michael went his kids one step further by painting his face ghost white and hiding behind sunglasses. The cast was just thrilled to see Wacko, a true goddess in the religion of divadom.
