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Mark your calendars! The Iranians have an ‘October Surprise’ for all supporters of Israel. At the UN Tuesday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told us “arrogant powers” that their nuclear program is a closed issue - butt out. While back home, the Iranian government is busy preparing their “final response” to those who don’t kiss their messianic butt. So mark October 12th on your calendars ‘cause on Qods Day the West just may find out exactly how well the UN’s ‘Nice doggy - doggy’ worked.
The U.S. military says Iran is smuggling weapons into Iraq - RPG-29 rocket-propelled grenade, 240 mm rockets, armor-piercing roadside bombs and infrared guided surface-to-air missile. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said on CBS’ “60 Minutes” Sunday that, “We don’t need to do that. We are very much opposed to war and insecurity.” But a little world domination - hey, that’s another matter.
Saturday Iran had a parade of weapons with slogans. “The Iranian nation is ready to bring any oppressive power to its knees.” That’s from the supreme thug Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Of course there were the old standbys of, “Death to America” “Death to Israel.” Iran’s revolutionary founding thug Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini was quoted too. “Israel should be eliminated” and “No Iranian Muslim, no Muslim recognizes Israel.” And what did Mohammad Jaafari, the head of Iran’s elite Revolutionary Guards warn? “My message to the enemy is that they will regret it (an attack). Do not do it.” My gut feeling is - offer one of these Iranian clown acts a penny for their thoughts - and you’ve over paid.
