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China is beefing up security for their Olympic ‘peace’ games by accelerating Tibet’s “patriotic education” efforts. Tibetan Buddhist must denounce the Dalai Lama and kiss the red butt of China’s appointed Panchen Lama or ELSE… Eight died over the weekend as China helped monks “become patriotic, religion-loving and law-abiding.” Meanwhile, the International Olympic Committee is thinking about canceling the torch relay if the torch bearers continue to be greeted with the same delight they’d get - if they walked into a bank a wearing a ski mask.
Alert! Botox may migrate to the brain! Scientists tested some rats’ by injecting their whiskers with botulism toxin and found it moved right on up into their wee little brain stems. Botox is Allergan big money maker and brought in $1.21 billion last year. Allergan spokeswoman Caroline Van Hove wrote, “The authors used a laboratory preparation of botulinum toxin and did not use Botox, and data suggest that different preparations of botulinum toxin react differently in both the laboratory and in clinical practice.” Glad to hear it Caroline. But remember what P.T. Barnum said, “There’s a sucker born every minute.’ It took 50 years AND the invention of the lottery to prove him right!
