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News Fit to Quip Remember - no one is perfect - until they write their campaign literature of course
1. Carter went to Gaza to have tea and sympathy with the terrorist group Hamas. This former president of the USA is a shining example of why it’s a wonderful thing to be a politician in this country. Because in order to speak your mind - you don’t necessarily need one.
2. There’s a lot of bitterness about Wednesday’s ABC Debate because once again Obama was shown thinking it’s more blessed to be glib than to perceive.
3. Bill Maher has been forced to apologize for calling the Pope a Nazis. The unfamiliar act has left Maher so shaken he’s started wearing a neck brace - to support his fat head.
4. There’s a rush to explain the huge stock market rise Friday. Some analysts said it shows investors feel safe enough to once again live the life of Riley. Saturday Riley reported his credit cards stolen.
5. The “Harry Potter Lexicon” copyright infringement case is now in the courts. Da judge told Rowling that everything in her novels sound like “gibberish” to him. In fact, when he finally read a page and didn’t have to ask for a translation, his kids gave him a standing ovation.
